Present Discontent

In a recent announcement today from the White House, and in an effort to help replace all the cars that the Cash for Clunkers program will remove from America’s roadways, President Obama unveiled some new 2010 models, saying, “Let me be clear. These automobiles will be affordable and available to those who cannot afford to take advantage of the Cash for Clunkers rebate program. They have new, greener accessories and inventive ways of getting more out of your vehicle.”

This move comes as the White House is coming under fire for bungling the Cash for Clunkers program. Many say that the Government cannot “manage a free lunch!” and wonder why Americans should turn over their health care to them. In an effort to address concerns that the Obama administration is out of touch, they scrambled to reveal to the public the new 2010 G(overnment)M(otors) models.

White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs was quoted as saying, “I think the new 2010 models are fantastic!” But when pressed as to whether he was going to purchase one himself, Gibbs tried to change the subject by offering to buy one for veteran White House Press Corps member, Helen Thomas.

Thomas, who had fallen asleep was unavailable for comment.

The new “green” way to light your car…

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Side impact airbags? A needless expense with this new armor plating…

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This “green” method eliminates the need for a heater by directing the engine exhaust up to the window for a defroster. (Gas mask sold separately)

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No spare tire? No need with the new environmentally friendly ultra temporary spare…

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Eliminating the need for expensive body shops, the Government will now offer used parts, like this snazzy new door for you truck…

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By getting rid of excess weight, like fenders, bumpers, hoods and headlights, the new Government models get awesome mileage!!